Canada would really benefit from IRV right now. Due to FPTP, there was a lot of strategic voting involved. At the cost of the three smaller parties.

• First home buyers access to 5 per cent mortgage deposits

Damn. This one is pretty good. I wish Canada did this.

Almost the exact playbook as in Canada. Except it’s a close minority here. But the Maple Maggot, after losing his own seat, has decided to take over another MP’s seat in a by-election.

Yes.

Just like Land of the Free, Home of the Brave is a brand of nationalism.

No-one but themselves ever called it that.

It’s like the Lucky Strike BAR Honda team. Nothing lucky about them. Zero race victories. 15 podiums out of 118 races. Zero constructor points on its debut.