Thanks to your comment, today’s sober me is going to stop at the grocery store after work and do this weekend’s high me SUCH a huge solid! 😘

So now we’re sending out reminders like a high school history teacher reminding students that the history report is due tomorrow.

I was thinking it’s more like a reminder that your car’s warranty is about to expire, so hurry up and purchase that extended warranty!

You’re not a man, you’re a Chicken Boo!

Holy hell, where was that memory hiding out?