Oh, right. Golden plates make more sense for cults.

The reading rooms will be filled with golden toilets and copies of Mein Kampf inscribed with Trump’s ridiculous Sharpie signature. Under Mein Kampf you’ll find a print out of the McDonald’s menu and unused Trump casino cocktail napkins.

The stacks will contain nothing but books spray painted gold and autographed copies of The Art of the Deal.

The archives will only contain printed out copies of every tweet and truth-post he’s ever made.