crosswind [they/them, she/her]

UTC-5 and UTC+4375

“Shit, we’re all out of candles! I meant to get more.”

cocking gun “Plan B it is then”

You can just say vomiting. Why did he need to make an announcement that he had the hiccups?

I will not be attending the Liberal Party meeting because of vomiting. Also, I have the hiccups. Also, I tried to rub my eye, but I poked it really hard. Also, I sneezed and a big booger was on my upper lip and by the time I noticed it had dried and when I pulled it off it hurt. Thank you. I’m Jair Bolsonaro