cattish [she/her]

This is a certified marijuana moment

I imagine the taxi didn’t advertise the fact that it called the cops. It just pulled over early, which they could’ve taken as some kind of bug or mistake, and they stuck around to try and do something about it.

The good ol’ ‘country full of oil refineries and coal powerplants asks working class people to watch their carbon footprint’.

Dude joined the firefighting, on the side of the fire.

Whoopsie daisy, looks like the bullshit machine gave us a few bullshit citations for our legal document. By a few we mean all of them. The verdict stays, though.

The suspect was apprehended in an entrapment operation by […] Transnational Crime Division

Hate for the furry fandom has gotten too far.

I know the “Enjoyed this story?” banner is placed there automatically. But no, I did not, in fact, enjoy this story. Why the fuck would I?