I make people upset just by using my eyes and brain, as such please be careful to ensure your tears do not get into your electronics, thank you

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Cake day: October 26th, 2023

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  • you know, if there’s any comfort for you all, let it be this: even if trump is too old to ever see serious repercussions for his actions, there are a lot of younger men in his administration who will have lots of time down the line to think on their sins, including that little worm Carr.

    if any of you reading this live to see it and I don’t, tell them all I said I hope they enjoyed their time fucking around and that they have a very merry finding out.



  • It’s gonna get a whole lot worse before things get better, but they’ll be remembered as some of the first, yes.

    personally I’m of the opinion that society goes in cycles, generally, if you know history. We’re either about to have civil war or mass revolt, I’m pretty sure – when the circuses are still going but there is no bread, for millions, and it’s only getting worse – that’s generally when shit gets real. Massive, massive oversimplification, mind you; but more and more people in the US are feeling the economic squeeze that republicans (and by extension also, late-stage capitalism) pile on more every year.

    In other words, we’re in the opening paragraphs to a very long chapter in some high schooler’s history class on this period of American history in the future – probably also lumped into an economics class with the 1929 stock market crash and the consequences thereof. How it will be written about I shudder to imagine, but you’ll have a lot of “patron saints of fucking around/finding out/delivering unto thee the finding out”.











  • White House Communications Director Steven Cheung sounded off on Ocasio-Cortez in a statement to the Daily Beast.

    “AOC likes to play pretend like she’s from the block, but in reality she’s just a sad, miserable blockhead who is trying to overcompensate for her lack of self-confidence that has followed her for her entire life,” he said. “Instead, she should get some serious help for her obvious and severe case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has rotted her pea-sized brain.”

    the fact that the White House Communications Director has communication skills on par with a snotty middle schooler is really quite funny. I mean, they all do, but that the communications director sounds like this, you’d think it was an Onion article.


  • I am absolutely positive that this is a direct result of Elon Musk’s little bitch-fit earlier. He tried playing a card he didn’t hold in his hands. He assumed he did, and then when his bitch-fit didn’t get him anywhere the administration quietly decided to torch any and all evidence and just pretend it never happened. He played a card that Trump didn’t want him to play, and so they took it straight out of his deck in the most blatant-to-anyone-with-two-brain-cells manner possible.

    I thought, before this, that there was a slim possibility – however slim – that Trump merely associated with a child rapist, and Elon was simply pulling a(n admittedly half decent) plausible “gotcha” out of his ass. Now I know with certainty that Trump is a child rapist.