“How should it cost? Free?” he wrote. “I don’t understand what affordability it is.”

Dang, he even texts like the average semiliterate MAGA chud.

I love the Mars Trilogy, so I’d say the list is off to a good start.

I wonder how much time Pete Hegseth spends every day scribbling down ideas for “badass” names in a composition notebook like a bored teenager daydreaming about starting a rock band.

Imagine being such a massive turd that you feel compelled to admonish a 10-year-old kid who wrote a homework assignment about electric cars because he thinks they’re neat and would like more people to be able to afford them. It’s not even much of a unique incident. This is just how republican politicians conduct themselves now.

The RNC has not named the 17 states, but Gruters described the deployment as part of a broader strategy to maintain Republican control of Congress after 2026.

“If conservatives become convinced that they can not win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will reject democracy.”

“Person, woman, man, camera, TV.”

MAGA was singing a different tune when Trump bragged about violating the Logan Act when he met with Viktor Orbán in 2024.

Well, we had the chance to save our democracy, and we blew it because of eggs. Say, how’s that affordability crisis looking nowadays?

The man doesn’t even know how to hold a book correctly, and there’s plenty of evidence to suggest he may actually be functionally illiterate. I highly doubt he’s read a single verse of the bible.

Standard J. Edgar Boozer behavior.

We all know he’s going to get fired one of these F5 Fridays, but it sure would be nice if they’d just get it over with. The dude’s an embarrassing drunk even by LEO standards.

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At least not in Texas.

“You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.” - Blazing Saddles (1974)