WilliamJenningsBryanJonestownMassacre [none/use name]

handlers are desperate to get him to a new environment so they chart some course out of this disaster (and discuss frankly outside of Mossad wiretaps??) and he just can’t be bothered lol

The Great Wall of China Street Journal, a nod to the most famous “Wall” of all time, would be an allusion too elusive, apparently.

The China Street Journal (WSJ!)

good one!

would’ve been better received as a line in a Tulathimutte story

the tests are not measuring the kids’ abilities to sit down and watch 10 hours of short form content straight, or copy paste problem sets into Claude

So true!