hahahahaha

“a cartoon skull”

Medvedev’s been getting a little too freaky during phone sex

“All of my sex slaves have gone missing!”

Yeah, planted by his buddy Jeff after some pleasant correspondance

Maybe because it’s not a serious suggestion, and humor is a coping mechanism for dire times

Trans men have the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing

AKA “child predators”

Don’t ruin my play on words

The Pope actually doesn’t spit, the neck thing is a ruse to appear bigger and deter predators. When that doesn’t work, he transfers them to another church.

Bullshit. I admit I’ve had my disagreements with you, and am unsure of your intent. But making you a persona non grata??? Ridiculous.

A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a don’t you know, about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the bird
A-well-a

A-well-a everybody’s heard, about the bird!
Bird bird bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a don’t you know, about the bird?
Well! Everybody’s talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the bird
A-well-a bird!

Surfin’ bird

Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
Oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa pa oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Oom m-oom m-oom m-oom
M-oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-oom m-oom m-oom
M-oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-oom m-oom m-oom
M-oom m-mow mow
Oom m-oom m-oom m-oom
M-oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Well-a don’t you know, about the bird?
Well! Everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the bird
A-well-a oom m-mow mow
Pa pa oom mow m-mow
Ba pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow
Oom mow m-mow
Pa pa oom m-mow mow

It was my understanding that everyone had heard