Jesus fuck I’m so sick of this being the top news. There isn’t anything else of import going on in the world that we need a 3-day news cycle about Hitler’s grift? Who does this surprise?

My thought was some sort of barbie doll that is just a literal stick or something with a card that tells the child why they only have a stick (the tariffs trump has imposed.)

Now, a power move from Matel would be to not increase the price after a tariff, and take the loss, or make some sort of “Tariff Barbie” to teach kids about their wonderful president.

they won’t do either of those things though, theyre just going to take the punch and roll.