SwifferWetjet

Got five letters for tyrants. I’m sure all my queer homies who I absolutely have NOT been watching do insane firearm drills for the past 10 years will take that laying down!

The cool part of not having respect for the law is you get to just like, not apply it to yourself!

Entirely unrelated, did you know you can make an AK, semi reliably, automatic with a wire coat hanger? Crazy shit man.

…didn’t I see Nicki Minaj with it? Is it… Is the one person fucking Nicki Minaj???

Insert Ukrainian meme from like 3 years ago of “we are very lucky they are so fucking stupid”

Do I see Lieutenant Calley?

Do I see Captain Medina?

Do I see General Koster and all his crew?

I got a better idea for them😂

Fair on yeh. I just had enough of an eyeful from that goddamn spray tan leaked photo.😭😐

Draw, and quarter too.

I, for one, would not want to see that.