ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]

NOT THE ECONOMY

The fact that I am sitting down to splint my leg because it finally exploded after walking 20 miles on a fracture shows that my leg still works, actually

If its anything like Ukraine, prepare for forty billion newly minted liberal war experts to immediately purchase rising sun bandanas

Woulda got Resident Evil 4’d, except they’re the plagas

Cumtown bit-esque

The atomic unit of propaganda is not lies, but emphasis. There is no such thing as an unbiased source, only sources who’s bias is known and predictable. US and other western outlets have been covering Ukranian government corruption recently as a way to manufacture consent for winding down an unsuccessful proxy war. Of course the other side of that proxy war will cover the topic too, just for different reasons and in an attempt to lead a different audience towards different conclusions.

God they’re all fucking like this

Sources say a cartoon bird painted his tennis court to look like a swimming pool and he dove in headfirst

Clocking in for another day at the psychosis factory

You’d be surprised tbh, they don’t have obnoxious billboards everywhere in Pyongyang

lmao this is like a cop refusing a brutality investigation by their own department’s internal affairs division. It exists to exonerate you, dummy! How badly have you fucked up if you know that and have still decided that it’s better not to participate?

That’s fair, sorry for being pithy

Ok so I’ll try and you can not try🤷‍♂️

Mfw when I spend years edging someone and they finally ask when when they can cum

I will now turn myself in

“Everything under heaven is in chaos, we’re fucked”

Is this what they call “the iron being hot”?

I can’t find it so pretend I posted the gif from Code Monkeys where they throw the dead guy down a well and it says Fare Thee Well

“He was taking photos of the evidence that he destroyed and also communicated with people regarding his criminal activity,” Yang said. “In a way, he was bragging about what he did.”

lmao