After a prolonged investigation taking many months and costing the taxpayer millions, the search committee regretfully concludes that they have been unable to find their balls.

My work involves emptying dog shit bins in public parks, and I’m also pretty sure I could do a better job than this guy. We could swap roles - except that I couldn’t bring myself to kiss trump’s flaccid saggy butt. I’ll stick with the dogshit bins - I’ve got standards.

In the photo, the fucker looks like a little kid who didn’t do his homework and got caught in the lie.

Hardly the brightest and the best.

Yeah, true that. I misunderstood your original comment as implying that American players weren’t good enough to be professional!

And yeah, sports like this really do show how open most of the world is to migration, even if only of skilled workers. Vance’s ‘joke’ is a sign of how America is turning away even from that and becoming more insular. There are both positive and negative aspects to globalisation but I’m thinking that locking the doors, drawing the curtains, and gripping a gun is not a healthy response.

His foundation has done a lot of good, for sure, and he’s actively giving away his billions. I think a lot of people just object to billionaires on principle, I do too TBH

Yeah, TBF that foundation has done a lot of good.

TBF the American women’s team is good.