At first I misread that as “RJ MAY Distribute hundreds of child porn files” as in, he was allowed to because of some loophole

The system is not broken, it’s working as intended, and thus must be destroyed.

Really? I figure he’d give one of those patented “I’m sorry… That you’re an offended little liberal snowflake who totally sucks!” style apologies and it’d be accepted as if it were genuine.

Awesome, so… I don’t expect him to be arrested or impeached, or for there to even be an investigation or anything.

I’m hoping for something more realistic like taking away his screen time for the weekend, or at least till he says he’s sowwy.

Right, he’s legitimately not intelligent enough to realize he came close to an actual fucking joke.

Right? Real life once again proving to be shitty satire