

I am now imagining Trump sitting at a desktop computer, hands poised above the keyboard with his two pointer fingers ready to type. Like a maestro, he lifts and then lowers his hands in graceful unison, striking the Alt key and then skillfully entering 0151 from memory. An emdash appears on the screen.
He raises his hands again, prepared to continue his stream of consciousness, then presses Caps Lock before typing a single letter, then pressing Caps Lock again.
For those unfamiliar with the word “abseiled”, apparently it means to descend from a high place using a rope that is doubled and wrapped around the body. So, no harness. Very cool cat burglar type stuff.