And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. --DJT

They mailed him a bad dragon dildo…

Fire code dictates that doors should swing outwards, but I’ve come across single stall gas station bathrooms that swing inwards.

Barricade them in, but be aware that they’ll probably start shooting through the door.

Industry has grown around this type of sabatoge. Now specific people are in charge of preventing these problems, and will be removed swiftly if everything they touch disintigrates.