Do you want to know the real reason Trump hates California? I’ll tell you. It has nothing to do with politics," Kimmel said. He then showed a clip of California Gov. Gavin Newsom – who called Trump “deranged and dangerous” after the Iran comments – greeting the first lady with a side kiss.

“It’s because our governor got farther with his wife than he has in 15 years,” Kimmel quipped.

haha wow

I can confirm. Astrid is, in fact, pretty in the sunlight.

Roll the dice. They don’t get more loathsome than Alito. Pardon me, for a moment I forgot that Thomas exists. Fuck it, roll the dice anyway. Maybe we get a non-lizard-person by accident.

Man, she is one horny motherfucker. Handies in the theater, blowies in the office, lesbian sex in the car… damn! Where does she find the time to rail against the LGBTQ community in-between fucking all the guys and gals in her office?

I had a girlfriend like her once. Once.