They won’t. The GOP has always struggled to displease their father figure.

Obsessive fans wait 4 years for this, and the last World Cup showed that those idiots will spend thousands to visit your country, even if it’s doing some terrible things.

Coworker of mine just bought one. The ranger handed it to them face down on the desk. Lol.

It’s fucking crazy how they can just straight up say this to millions of people who watched this broadcast live over television and over livestreams. Any many of the streamers were FROM the folks raiding the capitol.

And sadly, we’re soon going to have a generation that was old enough vote, but too young to have seen this live. And all they’ll know is what their political party of choice is telegraphing.

Excuse me… “five dollar footlongs”

Y’all remember when you could get a shave and a haircut for 2 bits?

The cringe is why many of us tune in. We’re here to watch the car crash.

The trickling down will begin any minute now

I didn’t know she was a sofa-American.

The princess from every 90’s teen movie that says “Do you know who my father is?!”

PNG?

Nah dawg. This is time for a god damn TIFF.

“How can I make this about my name, but not lose the brand recognition of the old name… wait, I know!”

lol. I love it. Keep a reserve of photos and keep trickling them out when the new cycle dies down.

Dems should release more pics right when they come back.

34 percent said Biden is more responsible

lol. It’s always the same damn number +/- 2%

That’s a lot of nickels

Using the phrase “nuclear option” metaphorically is pretty dumb when we’re talking about a war where parties have threatened to use actual nuclear weapons.

Although he’s pretty pissed that he didn’t change parties.

It represents sweetheart event promotion and hosting accommodations.

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