Are we sure the reporter heard Putin right?
Maybe he was saying “Give up, dumbass.” to Trump…

The US is busy protecting domestic pedophiles. It has no time for foreign ones.

I wonder if he asked the Norwegian minister if Kristiania was nice in the summer…

I’ll take “kind of meh” over Trump anyday.

Hell, a stinking turd floating down the Potomac river would make a better POTUS than Trump…

This has to be an Onion piece. Surely…

The “DPR” lol

Take your Russian propaganda elsewhere dude…

I honestly thought there was no line for MAGA at this point

Don’t assume there is a line. Most of those MAGA numbskulls are armed to the teeth, yet neither Trump nor any of his less-well-protected henchmen are dead yet. So I guess kiddie stuff is mildly okay for the MAGA dumdums - or at least not really anything to get truly worked up over…

part of the “Domestic Civil Disturbance Quick Reaction Force,” troops would be equipped with weapons and riot gear

So let’s see, a sort of protection squadron with weapons… Hmm, I wonder what we could call it…

How about we use fancy German?

“Schutzstaffel” sounds spiffy. And “Waffen” for the weapons.

We could even shorten it to the even spiffier “Waffen SS”.

Are you implying that a man of such unquestioned integrity as Donald Trump might have a conflict of interest here?
Perish the thought…

If I was Lip-Bu Tan, I would retort by asking about the Epstein files.

In fact, I reckon if everybody who gets attacked by Donald Trump retorted the same thing, it would be the most massive embarrassment for the orange utan. Not to mention, it would be highly amusing and extremely satisfying for the rest of us.

I wonder why nobody does it… Trump is such an easy target with that pedo scandal hovering over him right now.

Cook is well known for his ability to foster a relationship with President Trump

Cook is Trump’s token gay friend.

If you buy Apple products for some reason I can’t fathom, remember this: some of your money will have paid for a golden statue for Donald Trump.

I wouldn’t feel good holding that iPhone in my hand knowing that…

You’ll know that for sure after it’s built. Right now, that’s only what Trump is promising. And if there’s one hard truth about Trump, it’s that you can’t trust anything he says.

Maybe Mark fucking Levin will tell Fox News viewers that Salim Asfour has cystic fibrosis too.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/mark-levin-gaza-starvation-children-skepticism-b2799076.html

That there is a very confused ultra-Christian. I guess it’s par for the course for a very confused ultra-right American.

The bee took one for the team.

With any luck, there’s a hive of like-minded bees near the White House.

they want people still pay taxes when they live overseas

That’s why you have to give up your citizenship. The US is one of few countries in the world that run this scam of demanding taxes be paid by people who live abroad.

Broken clock…

They’re not “your” people. Stop talking about human beings like they’re your property, you fucking psychopath.

Yeah it’s not for everybody: you have to have the means, have the guts to make the jump and not hold any hope for America. Most people lack at least one of those necessary criteria. But if you can do it, it’s a good option: life is much better outside the USA. Trust me on that one.