You could start a company whose only product was free school lunches and it would be more profitable than Anthropic (they lose more in a quarter than the school lunch program costs for a year), and somehow I think you’d get laughed out of the room for expecting a $60 B market cap.
I talked to a fossil fuel free investment advisor and the single largest holding in the fund he was recommending was Microsoft lol
so it will bounce back
At some point it won’t because the line always going up is impossible and we’ve got the two horsemen of declining birth rates and climate change out galloping around.
Am I about to be kinda miffed that I had to buy a mini pc because a full size one with similar specs was going to cost me twice as much?
Dang, even Ed Zitron was forecasting another year of hype-fueled market nonsense. 
Time to pull this one out already?
William Nordhaus, an economist who won the economics Nobel for thinking that climate change won’t be that big a deal because agriculture is only like 5% of GDP, has died
That’s a CNN watermark. The Fox News website at least doesn’t seem to be sugar coating the results
We have something similar going on in Washington. There’s a ballot initiative to repeal the just-passed state income tax, and I got a text message suggesting that if wealthy people have to pay taxes, they’ll give less money to charity. Plus we have initiatives to ban trans women in sports and allow parents to opt their children out of sex education.
Necromancy and legal action. Precedent will be set with Skeleton Legion v. The United States.
I thought this was a joke and then I looked it up, and it’s real. We live in interesting times indeed if we end up with Senator Homewrecker.
Who’s defining what’s possible?
I’ve heard that the Swiss tourism industry is suffering from climate change and a lot of the small mountain towns are dying as people leave. I wonder if that’s going to lead them to break with the EU over the latter’s xenophobia and anti-immigration policies.
That or the Swiss government suspects that North Korea recently came into a bunch of money and wants the banking business.
I’m trying and failing to come up with a pun based on “syncope”
This is based on a fuzzy recollection, so take it with a grain of salt, but I recall reading a recent post that requested SA/CSA-related posts be marked NSFW so that users who don’t want to engage with it can use the NSFW preference to filter it out completely.
It’s okay, the value they’ve created for scammers, college students who don’t want the burden of learning, and mental healthcare professionals who have to find ways to unwind AI psychosis is immeasurable.
Schumer would be the Senate Majority Leader, not House Speaker.