DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]

Thought that said “Donny Dordash” for a second and I’m surprised now I haven’t seen that before.

God he’s such a loser. May the McDonald’s and the stress of his horrible choices blockade his heart into arrest.

It’s either a vase, two people in profile kissing, or my childhood trauma.

(Maybe just an address or some kind of very very specific and easy identification of that exact spot so the zionists can’t just punch the location into their target bank in seconds and toast it specifically. They’ve done extremely petty retaliatory strikes before for social media profiles. Maybe they wouldn’t bother doing geoguessing for something like this but they definitely would take a few seconds to do the equivalent of a google maps search??? Idk for sure)

The next time some lib says “the president just can’t DO things” I’m going to absolutely lose my mind I swear to God.

The president can skim an article and decide to do whatever they want at the drop of a hat. Been that way for a bit obviously but trump makes it so fucking obvious.

My neighbor told me their ships kept having laundry fires in the Persian Gulf but it’s okay because every time it happens he can just send in more ships.

I told him it sounds like he’s just building reefs in the Gulf and then his Israel started crying.

oh this rules

3. Lebanon and Iran are talking behind the scenes and strategizing together, and you just don’t happen to be in the room? This buys some time to discuss while the world continues supporting Iran more and the economies start hurting.

This is the point I like the most and I think needs to be reiterrated: we know as a fact Hezbollah is coordinating with Iran, that’s why they jumped in when this started. I’m sure their leaders know just as well as Iran that whatever strategy they’re carrying out right now has short and long term impacts/possibilities.

We probably won’t know the full scope or reasons behind the decision to negotiate for a while because there’s no world where Hezbollah can swear off Iran’s support right now even if they /did/ feel betrayed.

Smart money for me though says go with the trend: Iran ran the US out of a significant portion of the middle east and wrapped a lot of the world’s economy around its finger in one months time, they might know a thing or two. Let’s assume they know to coordinate with their allies.

Good sign of not being a loser is constantly feeling like you need to tell people how much you’re winning.

Yeah agree I can also see a few diplomatic or military reasons why they’re playing along for now too. This doesn’t feel as definite as some of the other diplomatic concessions/actions Iran has made before.

It’s hard to guess what their reasoning is when we’re not in an IRGC situation room. I figure, whatever their reasons, we’ll really only see if they made the right choices once the results play out.

Which… feels like an overgenerous thing for me to say while seeing what’s happening to Lebanon but idk what kind of dialogue is going between Hezbollah and Iran as far as that part of the decision making goes. Maybe they reached a concesus that this will still save more lives in the end and that it’s worth the risk? I haven’t seen info on that so I’m in no place to assume motives though.

The sitcom episode going on in Islamabad:

“Drake?”

“Josh.”

“Where did you put English version of the first draft?”

“I put it in the final draft envelope and sent- oh I see the problem.”

“OH DO YA?!”

I straight up don’t think I’d do anything different in her shoes.

Like- fuck it. What does someone DO with that kind of information? I guess I just ask a canned question and do the job people expect me to? Hope it blows over? Guess none of it will matter tomorrow if there’s a nuclear war.

Or he lied to the zionists ahead of time and couldn’t give a shit what they think. Or this statement was released for the zionist public and this never happened. Or he’s just saying this to smooth things over and doesn’t know what the fuck he’s actually going to do in two weeks.

Guess we’ll find out as time goes on.

Before, during, even sometimes after, somehow. Hell, if an IDF commander (age 19) even thinks there’s a possibility of a ceasefire hard enough he’ll double the day’s salvo.

I think the fact this is coming a few days after what’s looking like a badly failed air-drop invasion makes it plausible the US actually got desperate and made some concessions we haven’t heard about quite yet.

I want to wait for a day and see what else comes out but I think a benefit of the doubt is warranted too.

I feel like it’s literally impossible to tell yet and I’m partial to saying he’s definitely doing some huge bombing now because he’s bragged about doing the Lucy Football Pull before iirc.

“The oracle at Delphi folks. They’re good! They’re good! Wonderful news they told me just last night ‘a whole civilization will die, never to be brought back again’ can you believe it? We have this one in the bag everybody. We invade Persia and a great empire falls. We love it!”

Huge if true. Gotta wonder if any of the recently dismissed US generals have any comments they might be passing along to the news about it.

Won’t hold my breath for either case though.

Hoping the IRGC is going to also study the operations and get an idea for what the US might try with a ground invasion etc. Extracting a pilot and hypothetically extracting a bunch of nuclear material might roll in similar ways? (Or not, I actually have no idea).

Sort of wonder if the US operations room was treating this a bit like a dry run for whatever half-baked airdrop invasion they’re cooking up.

Small arms fire against SAR helicopters actually causing casualties.

I’m sure the land invasion they’re imagining doesn’t include any plans for dealing with this either. Partly because they’re delusional, partly because they couldn’t be assed if it happened.