Spongebob narrator voice: some time later…

“It appears as if the perfidious browns have unleashed some sort of Havanacold bioweapon against our brave defenders of empire”

Tell me who’s that writing?

Joan the Methylator

Tell me who’s that writing?

Joan the Methylator

She wrote the Book of the Seven Gripseals

Clavicular brutally dosemogged by GHB drug leader

Protests against Trump’s support for genocide don’t count?

Sure, but in this case the Maronites sheltering Shi’ites are actually embodying the values Jesus espoused

They’re not supply-side Jesus property gospel evangelicals/Pentecostals

I condemn those not given refuge as lesu would have, but can’t blame them too much if a zionazi artillery/missile/drone barrage wiping out your entire extended family is a likely outcome

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/world/middleeast/lebanon-shiite-israel-evacuation.html

https://archive.is/2sK0S

'Member Poopoo&pEe?

soon wali

For years, high battery costs made renewable systems less competitive than fossil fuels. But advances in technology have brought costs down; renewable power paired with storage is now almost on par with the cost of conventional fuels, said Mr. Combs from Trivium

Diddy was in a shitty metal band?

This is just guerrilla marketing for that Chris Pratt movie that flopped

aka The Person who’s Really Good at Something at an Earlier Age than is Typical for Someone to be Good at the Thing

Great drag name potential

Its actually Full Self Driving

“Houston we have a poopy”

Why is self-driving in scare quotes? it did drive itself, right into a tree

‘US forces to enter Iran before December 31?’ so its pretty open ended

https://x.com/MarkTMcDevitt/status/2039434148364882156

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Das Freetobunker

for you maybe, I’ve been hoarding iodine pills and lead shielding