One of? You would have to be a cartoon villain to beat them at this point

A cliff

They are going to 100% grab kids off the street and disappear them

Hey man, DOGE cut us to the bone, there’s only 3 interns and a middle manager left

Remember, this isn’t about funding, this is about not swearing in the new house member from Arizona who gives the Dems enough seats to force a vote on the release of the Epstein files

Well why would they track a package from turning point USA?

Surprised they didn’t blame “antifa”

He’ll even I’m on a list

I know I’m voting for her!

Hey I only start civil wars in OTHER countries.

Can we just get to the Civil war part of this timeline already, I’m fucking tired man

But they won’t know when the Tornados are coming because Trump gutted NOAA