Dear Leader knows that birthday military parades are far more important than wasteful spending like meals-on-wheels, education, cancer research, and veterans’ benefits such as the veterans’ suicide hotline. You are all guilty of wrongthink. Thank you Dear Leader. Glory to the Supreme Leader and the party.

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Remember everyone, order some “I DID THAT” stickers to point out the cause.

They are also starting an “Autism registry” to “track” Autistic Americans.

Wow. It’s almost like there is a reason that all those annoying OPSEC procedures exist.