“This is a photograph of the alien from the movie Alien,” Kennedy helpfully explained. “This is what you could end up looking like if you eat some of the raw frozen shrimp being sent to the United States by other countries.”
lmao, i appreciate the old school politicking of a Louisiana statesman protecting local industry by cartoonishly shitting all over its competitors.
basically the argument is, why would you want FOREIGN shrimp with a benign level of radioactivity when you could get LOUISIANA shrimp with a free side of Quaker State SAE10-20 from the GULF of AMERICA.
great use of the image though. gets press and he can go before the Iberia Parish Holy Order of Shrimp Boat Captains and get applause for bringing attention, guaranteeing theyll kick in the $10k next election cycle for 10 minutes of being a comical dumbass on the floor.
lmao, i appreciate the old school politicking of a Louisiana statesman protecting local industry by cartoonishly shitting all over its competitors.
basically the argument is, why would you want FOREIGN shrimp with a benign level of radioactivity when you could get LOUISIANA shrimp with a free side of Quaker State SAE10-20 from the GULF of AMERICA.
great use of the image though. gets press and he can go before the Iberia Parish Holy Order of Shrimp Boat Captains and get applause for bringing attention, guaranteeing theyll kick in the $10k next election cycle for 10 minutes of being a comical dumbass on the floor.