Senator Says Radioactive Shrimp Will Turn You Into the Alien From 'Alien'

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Senator Says Radioactive Shrimp Will Turn You Into the Alien From 'Alien'

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"Even if it doesn't turn you into the alien if you eat this stuff, I guarantee you'll grow an extra ear."

How the hell did he even present that image without being laughed out of the room?

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