Option A: ignore 'em, they’re just kids, and eventually they’ll stop.
Option B: disconnect the door bell because it’s really irritating.
Option C: Shoot the kid in the back.
Shoot and starving kids in Gaza, working in DRC mines, ending their healthcare, education, and school lunches, stealing them from their parents for deportation; old boomers really hate kids and see no future for the planet so they’ll do anything to keep from being inconvenienced.
Option A: ignore 'em, they’re just kids, and eventually they’ll stop. Option B: disconnect the door bell because it’s really irritating. Option C: Shoot the kid in the back.
Shoot and starving kids in Gaza, working in DRC mines, ending their healthcare, education, and school lunches, stealing them from their parents for deportation; old boomers really hate kids and see no future for the planet so they’ll do anything to keep from being inconvenienced.
Nobody seems to be respecting the old way, yelling while shaking a stick over your head as they run off and then telling their parents.
Being a harmless cranky old man is a lost art.