Vince, after he nailed your head to the floor, did you ever see him again

Yeah…after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we’d shake hands and then he’d nail my head to the floor

Every Sunday?

Yeah but he was very reasonable about it. I mean one Sunday when my parents were coming round for tea, I asked him if he’d mind very much not nailing my head to the floor that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.