If you believe J.D. Vance, Donald Trump wants “full transparency” when it comes to the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case. Of course, if that were true, we’d know what the Epstein files say about the president and others who were close with the billionaire who trafficked underage girls.
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Normalize calling them the Trump/Epstein Files
Yes. Someone more creative than me should make a funny Richard Stallman copy pasta out of this.
That’s not just a likely lie - it’s an entirely self-evident and certain lie.
There’s nothing - not one single thing - that’s standing in Trump’s way. If he actually wanted full transparency, that’s what we’d have, immediately and effortlessly. So it can only be the case that that’s a lie - it’s literally impossible for it to actually be the truth.
Ironically, it was Trump himself set precedent when he released the JFK and MLK files.
“The people in power don’t want you to know these things!”
“Sir, you are literally the president and have control over, or have proven you can ignore, most branches of the government.”
“Shhhhhhhhhhhh”
He alone can solve this problem
There would be many manila folders, and this time they could be filled with things other than blank paper!
“I was elected to lead, not to read.”
Full transparency, now say thank you!
Does his head grow every time he lies?
Nah it gets bigger.
Do you know what, “grow” means?
Release the Epstein files
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
Is that why the FBI redacted Donnie’s name from the list?
Yes, but—full transparency—they didn’t hide the redaction.
They don’t need to hide the redaction, they just need a global Search Replace with “Bill Clinton” for “Donald Trump”…
One thousand FBI agents covering one mighty felon’s butt
To be fair, it’s not a small butt.
They only had 1000+ agents working on the redactions…
They’re blaming Biden for not releasing them. Do they think people forgot trump is currently president? Who cares why Biden didn’t, he’s not president anymore and if he’s shady for not releasing them? Release the files and Prove it.
He is apsolutly right, Full transparency means invisibility, so it’s not visible and there’s nothing to talk about, it doesn’t exist.
Full transparency would be releasing the Epstein Report. Uncensored.
Hilarious! Good one, Vance!
Listen, we’re all trying to find the guy who did this.
If the glove doesn’t fit you must acquit
The only transparency FatDonnie wants is the transparency of little girls underwear. Human trafficking and abuse need to be exposed.
“My first thought was, he lied in every word, That hoary cripple, with malicious eye Askance to watch the workings of his lie”
I sincerely believe this means that they’re going to release Epstein documents very soon. I also think they’re going to claim everything is unedited and totally transparent. And I think that every single inch of every single document will have been fucked with beyond recognition.
Get ready for Epstein to have been incredibly close friends with all of Trump’s enemies.
And they’ll produce the phony documents in such a shoddy way that it’ll take under a day to detect that they’re fake. And then they’ll double down.
Disbelievers and heretics get their city a visit from Marshalla.
The guy who complains when anyone even TALKS about it… the one that said that the stuff in the case files (produced under his administration) was mostly phony… the one who tried to keep the Wall Street Journal from releasing the fact that he had a creepy cryptically worded birthday letter with a drawn named woman on it given to Epstein, and then punitively sued them after they published anyway… the one who instructed his fixer to have a closed door, private meeting with Epstein’s assistant who is convicted for the same crimes Epstein committed, who has perjured herself to avoid trouble before, who clearly got better accommodations in a lower security prison as a result of some undisclosed deal with this fixer and Trump, and who needs only to please Trump, who is heavily implicated in her crimes, to get herself a full pardon… HE wants full transparency… yeah… that makes sense.
