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Tychoxii [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

'I make €3,000 a month selling breast milk to bodybuilders'

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'I make €3,000 a month selling breast milk to bodybuilders'

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Tychoxii [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago
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Many bodybuilders are drawn to breast milk due to its high protein content
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    I’m just going to make n+1 dollars by selling half goat and half cow milk. Gotta give a little bit of a ‘different’ flavor to it so they don’t get too suspicious.

    I will donate all profits to maoist insurgent groups. Put down your pitchforks vegans, this is ultimately revolutionary.

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      i accidentally drank breast milk once and if you were gonna make a fake human milk you’d want something way more watered down. it was even thinner than skim iirc, but sweeter too.

      1/10 hated it. even before i learned what i had done.

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      I don’t know whether this is a better or worse way to fund a revolution than Stalin’s method of robbing banks.

      • MLRL_Commie [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Way worse lol

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          I mean, it’s less dangerous, but it’s also really gross.

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