Spongebobsquarejuche [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoMinnesota senator to resign after felony burglary charge.www.axios.comexternal-linkmessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down10
arrow-up142arrow-down1external-linkMinnesota senator to resign after felony burglary charge.www.axios.comSpongebobsquarejuche [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square21linkfedilink
minus-square30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·2 months ago Officers responding to the scene just before 5am on Monday discovered Mitchell in the basement “dressed in all black clothing and a black hat” with a flashlight that had a “black sock covering” it nearby, the charging document states. God forbid a woman have a hobby
minus-squareLeninsBeard [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoThey failed to mention the large sack with a dollar sign on it that she was carrying.
minus-square30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months ago One eyewitness stated that Mitchell kept repeatedly muttering, “robble robble” as she was apprehended and led away by law enforcement officers.
minus-squareFnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoAmerican politicians planning a heist: Imagine a Hamburglar
minus-squarePentacat [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoIs stealing burgers a serious crime in Burger Reich or is it a sacrament?
minus-squareLocalOaf [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months ago“oh boy, here I go stealin’ again”
God forbid a woman have a hobby
They failed to mention the large sack with a dollar sign on it that she was carrying.
American politicians planning a heist:
Imagine a Hamburglar
Is stealing burgers a serious crime in Burger Reich or is it a sacrament?
“oh boy, here I go stealin’ again”