Hopefully he has one of those forever naps soon.

There is a “did Trump die today” twitter page. I checked in on it every so often and they always post “no, he didn’t die today.” But one day soon…
Give him a break he’s up until 3am posting shit to socials.
/s
He’s probably dreaming of sitting in Epstein’s lap.
He’s been doing that for years, even in his previous administration. What’s the news?
Also, the white house didn’t “explode” because it already exploded like half a year ago, most of it is gone now
He spent Biden’s entire presidency calling him Sleepy Joe?
It’s always projection with these assholes
Yeah and he spent a lot of time claiming Drag queens were groomers and pedos.
Sleepy Trump?
Do you mean Dozy Don?
Don Snoreleone
Bull 💩Dozer 😴
“White House Explodes” don’t get my hopes up like that
They’re not wrong. His eyes are open in the photo. Poor choice of photo, as there are many more photos and videos circulated of him sleeping.
“I’ve never seen him fall asleep,” Rubio replied. “On the contrary, the guy doesn’t sleep.”
Rubio insisted Trump routinely calls him at 2 a.m. and 5 a.m., works late into the night, and has more energy than people decades younger.
- What is this Kim Jun Un shit? You expect us to believe the man doesn’t sleep?
- Assuming you’re not just continuing to lie, maybe being up at 2 and 5AM calling you is part of the problem?
- We already know he’s up at all hours of the night ranting on Truth Social. Man should be getting some z’s.
- Assuming you’re not just continuing to lie, maybe being up at 2 and 5AM calling you is part of the problem?
Loss of circadian rhythm is a major symptom of Alzheimer’s and dementia. The dementia ward in retirement homes is usually a 24/7 thing because the residents are always waking up and sleeping at odd hours.
And sleeping with eyes half-open is another sign of disordered circadian rhythms, most likely caused by dementia.
“I’ve never seen him take a shit,” Rubio replied. “On the contrary, the guy doesn’t even have a butthole.”
he works so hard he burns up all the poop inside
“And I would know! I’ve been licking his ass for years!” - Rubio added
Trying to decide if I should vomit, fap, or both
When I was a teenager, my peers used to believe without evidence that if you were to shit, come and puke at the same time, you’d die.
I didn’t really believe it, but never quite managed to get them all synched up so I could find out for sure.
Urban myth. You have to sneeze, too
Without the sneeze, it just takes a screenshot.
Rubio asks everyone “would a guy with the biggest dick ever really even be able to sleep anyway?” Marco then held his hands two feet apart and nodded his head vigorously.
Because he is the asshole.
You really think so
That’s because he does all his shitting in his diapers.
Trump definitely sleeps very little, you can tell based on his tweet timestamps
Ol dozey don
As a Canadian, perhaps a more inflammatory title would be “White House burns”?
This year I’ve seen the Pedophile of the United States
Shit himself in the oval office
Fall asleep in the same chairHe’s not asleep!!! It’s obvious his eyelids are 3nm apart so they’re open and he’s awake!!!
He always sits like that and leans to the right cause that’s what the right does!!! Everyone sits and leans to the right!!!
God, I kinda miss that ugly blonde pig woman who makes up excuses for him.
It would be the funniest thing if he died like that.
Peacefully in his sleep isn’t funny enough
Yeah, he deserves worse… but still though, think of his aides performing the dead parrot sketch.
“He’s pining for Greenland.”
Which one? I feel like there are dozens of Dozey Don vids out there.
Definitely not a woke president.
He’s not asleep. He’s telepathic








