Lol
Dipshit boot, you need to be a lanyard dork working inside the administration in washington to do insider trading, it’s not reserved for the help.
sell drugs like a normal spec ops dork
Honestly I thought these spooky guys got a pass for that kind of thing, Seth Harp talks about how they are basically privy to too many secrets to ever be allowed to see the inside of a court room thus they get away with all manner of crimes. I need to shell out the $$ for his book.
I’ve read his book and the kind of crimes they get to do are the kind that involve bodies full of bullets in the woods, not insider trading 😞
The only crimes in the US that matter are the ones that affect rich people and white people. The rest are just an excuse to punish everybody else.
Yeah don’t these guys tend to get away with all kinds of DUI and drug charges on a regular basis?
Let’s be honest the guy will get charges dropped or Trump will pardon him and they’ll hail him as a persecuted hero of America
He did the insider trading too soon. He needed to place the bet as they attacked and captured Maduro, at that point it was public knowledge that had just not been disseminated yet.
that’s why you get your friend to do the bet for you and pay him a cut
Lmao, you can murder your friends, smuggle and sell drugs while blasted off your supply, pillage your local bar for not playing your favorite music, steal random cars and go full GTA cops chase, own highly illegal objects, etc.
But making a cheeky Insider bet on a gambling site is what actually will get you in trouble?
Solid law priorities here, 10/10, hope they die from cancer
Trumps gonna pardon them
This is fucking hilarious. You just know all of those assholes inside trade on this shit constantly. The one fucking guy who actually has some skin in the game on getting the thing done though? “Fuck you, this grift is ours!”
Followed by “see everyone? Nothing to worry about, we take integrity of these platforms very seriously”.
Dude must be stewing right now lmao
How dare he! Only the millionaires are allowed to profit off of gambling on their own actions like that!
I feel like it is kinda bullshit that gambling bets are counted as securitues.
:sicko-satan:-dammit! C-critical S-support for motherfucking Prediction Markets :heartbreaking:
:fedposting: dipshits just outing themselves on the World Wide Web of Sports Bets.
