So we’re all in agreement that he very clearly has dementia right
Tbh i think its been pretty apparent for a while
replacing thank you for your attention to this matter with praise be to allah is a huge improvement tbh

Tuesday will be No Housework Day, and Beer Day, all wrapped up in one, in the US. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ dive bar, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.

Who was the genius who put Beer Day on a weeknight?
This is killing me, all the boomer punctuation/ random capitalization/ all caps genuinely make it 10x less intimidating
Like has he ever considered a single period would be scarier than “!!!”, or writing “The Fuckin’ Strait” like a Bob Dylan release title is a little corny in this context?
writing “The Fuckin’ Strait” like a Bob Dylan release title

if the Houthis jam up that other waterbody, one might say that Tuesday would be a Day of Dire Straits.
If the Houthis can ‘swing’ shutting down the Red Sea route, it’ll be Dire Straits.
I got you, fam.
Going to create some buried Brothers in Arms.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I cracked up laughing when I first saw that it was actually real.
Something something paper tiger
He is actually so back to form. His posting sucked ass the past few years but this is absolute peak. This is on par, if not better than “It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!” and “I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.”
“Open the Fuckin’ Strait” and “Praise be to Allah” in the same post, there’s never gonna be another president like this. Truth Social needs to introduce hard character limits, he does much better when he can’t ramble on for seven paragraphs.
Art really does benefit from a little bit of constraint or limitations
Or in this case real pressure.
Tortured artists simply produce better art, it’s for the good of society
I thought the reports he’s on his deathbed in walter Reed were fake news, but he seems to have recieved the light of Islam…
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTERPRAISE BE TO ALLAH
big wet boy having a normal one
I thought these posts were Hexbears making shitpost edits but no, the actual president of the united states is Truthing™ like this for real
he speaks the wordsHe’s actually completely losing it
Still zero sanctions even on entity from european based crowd

the desperation is 🤌

















