git [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agoChocolate kept in anti-theft boxes as shops warn it's being stolen to orderwww.bbc.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down10
arrow-up154arrow-down1external-linkChocolate kept in anti-theft boxes as shops warn it's being stolen to orderwww.bbc.co.ukgit [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square21linkfedilink
minus-squaremicrofiche [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·4 months ago And earlier last year a man was arrested by Cambridgeshire Police with a coat full of Cadbury’s Creme eggs, external. The br*tish are depraved, totally beyond redemption and must be dealt with.
minus-squareNPa [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·4 months agoGetting tackled by the cops and a thousand Cadbury Eggs worth of Creme oozes out of your jacket as you lay on the ground: What’s the charge? Enjoying a thousand succulent eggs?
minus-squareunbanshee@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 months agoGet your hand off my Cremis!
The br*tish are depraved, totally beyond redemption and must be dealt with.
Getting tackled by the cops and a thousand Cadbury Eggs worth of Creme oozes out of your jacket as you lay on the ground:
What’s the charge? Enjoying a thousand succulent eggs?
Get your hand off my Cremis!