• fartographer@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    That’s an impressive strategy. “You should lower my taxes. I’m just a truly awful person doing nightmarish things at my property. It might as well be native burial ground with all the cursed things I’ve done and buried across my property. We all know what the previous owner did, we know what I’m planning to do, so let’s just get ahead of this thing and all admit that the haunted tales of my actions would make Clive Barker cry, and gimme that sweet sweet tax break as a consolation prize for being worse than any monster described in any media ever.”