Crap … you caught me, I’ve been having a lot of trouble with a saturated market and so I’ve been “donating” to Trump and dropping hints that he should make sweeping changes to the voting environment so non-MAGA people will need to look like MAGA people and in turn buy more MAGA merch. I hope you’re happy with yourself, my kids will only get slightly smaller mansions now thanks to you. You’re despicable!
Says the owner of Lodespawn’s MAGA Hat Emporium
Crap … you caught me, I’ve been having a lot of trouble with a saturated market and so I’ve been “donating” to Trump and dropping hints that he should make sweeping changes to the voting environment so non-MAGA people will need to look like MAGA people and in turn buy more MAGA merch. I hope you’re happy with yourself, my kids will only get slightly smaller mansions now thanks to you. You’re despicable!