You did it again, pal. You should see a doctor about that. Like, one o’ them head doctors what do the fancy talk.

Anyway, sorry that you feel this way about things and that you like those wife-beaters or whatever, maybe they won’t beat your wife if you get some good knee pads! It hasn’t worked for anyone else, but you have a certain way with observable reality, and God will bless your little heart!

Have the day you believe in, friendo.