May they have the day they voted for.
Heritage Foundation: “We want him to be a neutron bomb”
Trump: “I’m going to be a neutron bomb”
Musk: “I’m up for neutron bombs!”
CEOs: “Can you only neutron bomb some things?”
Trump: “No.”
CEOs: “Eh, he probably doesn’t mean it.”
Media: “Trump not going to be a neutron bomb, everyone says”
Voters: “…eh? Sorry, is there an election or something?”
I feel like the people who think CEOs are better than the rest of us need to look at just how fucking stupid you’d have to be to think a trade war would help small businesses.
In what part of “They’re eating the dogs!” did he think Trump was going to be a sane and stable leader?
That’s exactly what you voted for.
Yes, yes you did
His tariff plans were no secret, and we already got a taste during his first term of how this shit never ends up doing anything but hurt US business, but somehow you decided to vote for him anyway and now this outcome is a surprise?
➕ 💯 This right here 👆
Whatever narrative/excuse/willful blindness/willful ignorance you may have deluded yourself with, this is exactly what you wanted and what you got. Mafia Don Mangolini was very clear what he would do and how it would happen.
Fuck you and your regret as “enthusiastically” as you supported Chump. 🖕 🖕
Eeeefficiency and progress is ours once a-more, Now that we have the neutron bomb. -Dead Kennedys