jballs@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoMan who threw sandwich at US federal agent found not guilty of assaultwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square62linkfedilinkarrow-up1496arrow-down12
arrow-up1494arrow-down1external-linkMan who threw sandwich at US federal agent found not guilty of assaultwww.theguardian.comjballs@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square62linkfedilink
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up32·4 days agoI am happy they didn’t find him guilty of assault with a deli weapon.
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoIf his name is “Reuben” that would be kinda funny. Per chance it were a loose meat sandwich and it were somewhat saucy, and if his name was Joseph, by golly we’d have one non guilty “Sloppy Joe”.
I am happy they didn’t find him guilty of assault with a deli weapon.
If his name is “Reuben” that would be kinda funny. Per chance it were a loose meat sandwich and it were somewhat saucy, and if his name was Joseph, by golly we’d have one non guilty “Sloppy Joe”.
Badoom-tsching!