I’m just imagining a country where a known and acknowledged pedophile is a legit national hero.

Like, they’re in a ticker tape parade with parents holding up their children like please, pick my child next.

I’m picturing said national hero ducking and diving as parents throw their children at the car

There is nothing funny about being the kind of pos that rapes children but this image to me is hillarious.

I haven’t heard any alternative theory.