i think i remember an interview she did with Jon on TDS. she’s a badass.

edit - here’s the interview:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaDTiWaYfcM

NO NO NO!

she’s a great candidate! let’s boost her so that she beats all the other Rs so that the Ds win!

oh, we tried that? and what happened? oh, wow. maybe we shouldn’t do that this time.

“okay, i’m gonna need about five min- oh!”

oh yay, the Dailybeast again… why do y’all read this garbage? Do yourself a favor and track their headlines… they’re all bullshit. Blue Fox News.

amen

i just wish i could be as godly as honey boo boo

ok buddy

yay. people are getting fucked and the leader idiots are having a flame war. tell me again how you’re still a serious country.

here’s my out-of-ass prediction: more will start happening now that it’s getting warmer. this summer is going to be HOT in more than one way. you’ll see groups start to resist when people are removed from town halls. you’ll see more neighbors coming together against having ice agents in their area. i don’t see much in the way of protests, but there’s bound to be an incident in the next month or two that sparks nation-wide riots. i could go on, but my candle just burned out and my quill nib is running dry.

i mean, i even put a disclaimer at the bottom… :P

all good, glad you shared the real chemistry

meh, you get what you pay for :P

gimme a sec, i’ll see if i can find the right link

edit - fixed it above - thanks

mmmmmmm chicken taco meltdown

here’s a story i found:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPH_V5BDdaQ

and here’s the full town hall. i don’t have time right now to find the exact moment mentioned here, but i’ll probably try if someone else doesn’t beat me to it (hint hint):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L7qb_50ubI&t=4232s

(edit - fixed 2nd link - thanks Odo)

see? this is what i mean! there are whole oceans made of sodium and water! if you knew some basic chemistry, you’d at least know that… jeez!

(this is a joke. i feel compelled to state very clearly that this is a joke)

this isn’t a fight against foreigners, it’s a fight against exposing americans to intelligent people

this guy is so fucking boned that he’s conflating the covid-era remote working (which he’s supposed to be rallying against) with - correct me if i’m wrong - physical manufacturing. right? am i high?

don’t fucking question the king. his kid can turn on his own laptop!

who attended Trump’s crypto dinner? your fucking rulers, that’s who.

nobody dies with dignity. golden toilet child’s days are numbered, and even he can’t stop it. it’s creeping, and it’ll hit him in about 20 years if the world stays as fair as it’s been. buckle up.

yeeh, my first though was “ooh, that’s gonna command a few marches…” fuck

edit - i should be productive and not just cynical. who’s arranging the president’s birthday concert? do we have springstein? vedder? come on y’all

i defy anyone to say it better than you just did.