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11 days agoHow about a zip gun selfie stick that auto uploads a picture when you pull the suicide trigger? Also a long and winding instruction manual for ending it all, and a 20 point listicle about why you should.
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1531·14 days agoThe White House has strongly denied all of the reports’ claims, accusing “crazed” Democrats of “a desperate attempt to distract Americans” and insisting that the president has been “fully exonerated of anything related to Epstein.”
Funny, the White House started a whole ass war to distract from the Epstein files. Projection at it’s finest.
2·15 days agoWell ain’t that just fucking great?
The leader of the country the US is fighting a war on behalf of? Yeah, right.
It’s a stupid drug anyway. Good riddance.
I have a penis festival at least once a day
WD40? And marbles are cheap, I’m sure you could 3D print the casing.