

How does he just look like an old Charlie Kirk. We’re in a simulation and there’s so many shit people the rendering layer is just caching them now


How does he just look like an old Charlie Kirk. We’re in a simulation and there’s so many shit people the rendering layer is just caching them now


For anyone who doesn’t know, the US is the largest oil producer in the world, more than double any other country. So that’s the reason prices aren’t going up as much as they may be elsewhere, but also what that means is that when we attack Iran us oil company stocks skyrocket. People pay more, billionaires reap, hedge funds reap, the military industrial complex reaps. War as a service.


And the oil companies! Their profits are skyrocketing


Not to worry. He’s going to be SLAMMED for this. Perhaps even someone will BLAST him. And since journalism is literal Pokémon moves now he might even be CONFUSED or HYPNOTIZED


I think that was April and I’m sure the Trump estate and every other wealthy associate didn’t know a bunch of tariffs were coming and then stopping then and buy at the crash and then attack Iran and then sell at peak
https://www.fool.com/investing/2025/05/04/why-oil-stocks-plummeted-in-april/


Yeah but boy howdy have you see those oil stocks



Yeah is hospitals were staffed by “wellness practitioners” it would be like


love those em dashes, grok really pulling overtime for this one. or maybe openai now that the pentgon contract has been signed


Maybe a few more gold plated jets will do the trick


I’m sure that no massive investors set up trades to profit off this. Certainly not. And definitely not Trump, certainly


Yup but also, the idea of submarines providing rescue went out the window. Even the nazis were trying to rescue people at one point, and the allies attacked them after they broadcasted their rescue attempts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laconia_incident
The US has the most powerful military in the world. This was just cruelty


Less than half of Americans read a book a year
48.5 percent of adults reported having read at least one book in the past year
https://www.arts.gov/stories/blog/2024/federal-data-reading-pleasure-all-signs-show-slump
And my guess is the vast majority of those that are reading are mostly scooping books from booktok (literary smut) or something off the New York Times bestseller lists


“The politics are important because they might affect your investments”


You literally led with a top level comment about Lemmy on a post about this attack


I mean if ice starts shooting at the Denver police I doubt they’re not going to shoot back


Yeah but as that Yale professor recco shows he said “v small good looking blonde” so most of these people knew what kind of person Epstein was and chose to engage with him anyway. Like you said, perhaps not all of them, but it was clear they knew Epstein wasn’t just “powerful guy who can make opportunities” and they rolled with the punches on the creepiness factor


Again, what is your source on this? Everything says he invited them to the White House, not just the capitol


President Trump: We’ll do it at the White House… we’ll just have some fun, we have medals for you guys. And we have to, I must tell you, we’re going to have to bring the women’s team, you do know that?
United States men’s hockey team:[Laughter and cheers]
Trump: I do believe I probably would be impeached, okay?
Team: [More laughter]
“Traders”… oh that’s strange, they misspelled traitors