TheSpectreOfGay [hy/hym, she/her]

hell yea

we asked trump nicely to not kill ppl and he said “nuh uh” so we’re out of options

The toy tyrant then cruelly crumpled up the birth certificate, which customers are given with every Build-A-Bear purchase, and threw it away in front of the flabbergasted teen.

this is a really good line i really like how it reads like a shitty fanfiction i would write when i was like 12

McCormick was so upset she handed her debit card to a friend to pay for the bear – usually priced between $16 and $48 – and walked away from the register.

lmao so upset i still buy the toy

okay but like have you thought about the poor poor landlords who will lose out on rent for commercial districts

yea i had the same thought tbh. just think of the lead as extra sweetener that makes my brain cute and smooth mmmm delicious

gl with your weight gain comrade

aw shit oh fuck, not my only protein-heavy safe food

always gotta bet on ford, personally

he died like he lived, spewing out bullshit lmao

i literally cried over a horse ive never met this morning bc of this news

nah, they just got banned from cloudflare so they were only down for a few weeks

that’s my president

fucking hell

economy so good right now guys

i clap i clap when i see them

imma be real i dont know shit about what makes sense to tariff or not i just like seeing big numbers

i thought he lost his touch bc he was proposing 5% tariffs the other day, but my president is back, still out here making incomprehensible decisions let’s fucking go

idk, i think they think “this is out of my control so i don’t have to think about it too much”. so like a blissful ignorance type thing.

sometimes i wish i could live in such blissful ignorance that i could solve problems by coloring in a box every 4 years, but alas

the libs in my life are currently saying “this sucks… i can’t wait for midterms…”

bestie what do you MEAN what is that going to DO