SGG

Reading? No. Tasting? Yes.

Customs cannot possibly scan every package coming in.

Parcel gets marked as childs toy.

Honestly pretty good chance it gets through.

Best case: Turnip probably thinks the ceasefire only applies to people attacking Israel.

Most likely: TACO doesn’t actually care, he just expected this to get him the Nobel peace prize.

Taco Tuesday Turnip tells genocidal maniac to stop using bombs while continuing to give the same genocidal maniac as many bombs as possible.

I hope they include wave motion guns even though they’re not battleships.