More like 75 MSS SIGINT transceivers.

They wouldn’t let me take my metal water bottle in with me.

Last year for the Army Expo I tried hiding my last one somewhere near the entrance, only to find it gone when I left.

This time I decided “Fuck that & fuck them” and found something else to do in the District.

Let it be neither slandered nor libeled that Casuls_Die_Thrice makes the same mistake twice.

I never thought I’d see the day when a major performing arts venue was doing everything in its power to put itself out of business.

I kinda get why parody/caricature/satire is so difficult nowadays, because what do you do when reality is already THIS ridiculous?