You can tell the ones who are plants because they’ll all be repeating these lines. I mean we mostly know anyway, but this is the shit they’re gonna be parroting every chance they get.

And already the messaging is coming out “if the lesson Dems take from this is they can move to the left they’re going to lose and lose big” like what the actual fuck.

The hilarious thing about this, if there is one, is that Republicans are all fucking criminals and grifters and a not-insignificant portion of this half a billion dollars is going into pockets everywhere.

He has admitted to using a hammer on his face and jawline and taking a number of steroids, injections, and other drugs to achieve bodily perfection.

I don’t know where I am.

Nah, remember how he kept going on about the size of Arnold Palmer’s dick? Then there was that one time where he pantomimed giving a blowjob on the mic. Yeah that was all 2024.

2026: “We are helping them, and we are sharing intel. We want the war to end, so we’re working with them and Russia on getting the war to end.”

2023: “Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after we win the presidency, I will have the disastrous war between Russia and Ukraine settled. It will take me 24 hours to do it.”

Yeah, you gotta remember too, 54% of the US reads at 6th grade level or below. 21% are functionally illiterate. 1 out of every 5 people you lay eyes on here cannot read and more than half do not read well. It’s a deeply, deeply stupid country but it’s been so financially successful that it’s convinced itself stupidity is a virtue.

(And I know I’m sure as shit missing things. )
THEN you have the orange moron and his crap. Which you all voted for a second fucking time.

One thing you’re missing is the Electoral College, which means that morons in Wyoming have votes that count three times anybody else’s. Because 49% of voters (who are themselves only 65% of the population - so 31% of the population overall) voted for him a second time, and that’s assuming that his quote about Elon Musk was just offhand bullshit and not outright admission of voting fraud:

“He knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote-counting computers… And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. So it was pretty good. Pretty good. So thank you to Elon.”

Wouldn’t let you get enough distance lol. You can see it in his face. He loves you so much. You are food guy and you saved him from the cage. He is so happy about that! 👍

We can shit on you, it’s what makes us great. You can’t shit on us. It’s what makes you terrible.

I would just like to say, I personally saw a video of her giving a handjob to a guy and vaping in a theater and subsequently being thrown out. The day after it happened, before the video was made public, she said it was all lies and a smear campaign. Then the video was released. So as difficult as it may be for us to believe, it’s entirely possible she may be lying about this also.

They’re ambivalent about her death because they are mentally deranged and one less abortion in the world is more important to them than her living.